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Girl You Need To Calm The F Down Candle
Girl You Need To Calm The F Down Candle
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Ease into relaxation with a bit of cheeky fun! Our Serenity Soy Candle from The Sloane Journal sends a clear message to take it down a notch with its bold "GIRL, YOU NEED TO CALM THE F DOWN" print. Perfect for those who enjoy a bit of humor with their tranquility, this candle is as much a conversation starter as it is a source of soft, soothing light.
- Materials: 100% natural soy blend wax, 100% cotton wick, glass jar
- Safety: Meets ASTM standards for added peace of mind
- Dimensions: 2.8″ × 3.5" for a compact, yet impactful presence
- Longevity: 50-60 hours of burn time for extended enjoyment
- Label: Durable glossy adhesive with a playful message
This candle is designed for those moments when you need to infuse your space with peace and a touch of sass. It’s an excellent choice for gifting or simply enjoying a quiet evening at home.
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Absolutely Stunning Artwork!😍
I purchased the framed wall art for my new apartment, and it's a showstopper! The colors are vibrant, and the quality is exceptional. Truly a centerpiece that sparks conversation. I purchased the framed wall art for my new apartment, and it's a showstopper! The colors are vibrant, and the... I purchased the framed wall art for my new apartment, and it's a showstopper! The colors are vibrant, and the quality is exceptional. Truly a centerpiece that sparks conversation.
Emily R.
Comfy Tee for Everyday
The graphic tee is super soft and comfortable. Wore it on a casual day out and got several compliments. Love it! The graphic tee is super soft and comfortable. Wore it on a casual day out and got several compliments. Love... The graphic tee is super soft and comfortable. Wore it on a casual day out and got several compliments. Love it!
Sarah K.
Elegance in Simplicity
The tote bag from The Sloane Journal is just perfect! It's not only stylish but also sturdy enough for my daily errands. Plus, it holds all my essentials with ease. The tote bag from The Sloane Journal is just perfect! It's not only stylish but also sturdy enough for my... The tote bag from The Sloane Journal is just perfect! It's not only stylish but also sturdy enough for my daily errands. Plus, it holds all my essentials with ease.
Grace L.
Robuste und stilvolle Hülle 🌟
Ich liebe meine neue Handyhülle von The Sloane Journal. Sie schützt mein Telefon perfekt und sieht auch noch super schick aus! Sehr empfehlenswert für alle, die Wert auf Stil und Qualität legen. Ich liebe meine neue Handyhülle von The Sloane Journal. Sie schützt mein Telefon perfekt und sieht auch noch super schick... Ich liebe meine neue Handyhülle von The Sloane Journal. Sie schützt mein Telefon perfekt und sieht auch noch super schick aus! Sehr empfehlenswert für alle, die Wert auf Stil und Qualität legen.
Jonas M.
Quick Delivery, Great Product!
Ordered the candle last week, and it arrived in just two days. The scent is heavenly and lasts for hours. Very impressed with the fast service and quality! Ordered the candle last week, and it arrived in just two days. The scent is heavenly and lasts for hours.... Ordered the candle last week, and it arrived in just two days. The scent is heavenly and lasts for hours. Very impressed with the fast service and quality!
Mark D.
A Hat for All Seasons
The hat fits perfectly! It's versatile for both summer and winter wear. I've worn it nearly every day since it arrived. The hat fits perfectly! It's versatile for both summer and winter wear. I've worn it nearly every day since it... The hat fits perfectly! It's versatile for both summer and winter wear. I've worn it nearly every day since it arrived.
Carlos E.
Un coup de cœur! 💖
Je suis absolument amoureuse de mon sac tote de The Sloane Journal. Il est non seulement beau mais aussi très pratique. C’est devenu mon sac préféré pour toutes les occasions. Je suis absolument amoureuse de mon sac tote de The Sloane Journal. Il est non seulement beau mais aussi très... Je suis absolument amoureuse de mon sac tote de The Sloane Journal. Il est non seulement beau mais aussi très pratique. C’est devenu mon sac préféré pour toutes les occasions.
Claire B.
Cozy and Inviting
The candle from The Sloane Journal is my new favorite way to unwind after a long day. The scent fills the room with warmth and comfort. Definitely will repurchase! The candle from The Sloane Journal is my new favorite way to unwind after a long day. The scent fills... The candle from The Sloane Journal is my new favorite way to unwind after a long day. The scent fills the room with warmth and comfort. Definitely will repurchase!
Naomi W.
This Tee Speaks Louder Than Words 🗣️
Wearing The Sloane Journal's 'Girls Just Wanna Have Funds' tee is like having my financial advisor dress me each morning—inspiring and a bit cheeky! It’s the perfect blend of comfort and sass, and yes, it does make checking my bank account a bit more thrilling. Wearing The Sloane Journal's 'Girls Just Wanna Have Funds' tee is like having my financial advisor dress me each morning—inspiring... Wearing The Sloane Journal's 'Girls Just Wanna Have Funds' tee is like having my financial advisor dress me each morning—inspiring and a bit cheeky! It’s the perfect blend of comfort and sass, and yes, it does make checking my bank account a bit more thrilling.
Nikki G.
Burn Bright, Not Out 🔥
I got the manifest that shit candle from The Sloane Journal, and let me tell you, it's like a spa day in a jar. Each sniff is a paycheck for your soul, and it burns longer than my motivation on a Monday. Perfect for yoga sessions or pretending you're at a spa instead of your living room. I got the manifest that shit candle from The Sloane Journal, and let me tell you, it's like a spa... I got the manifest that shit candle from The Sloane Journal, and let me tell you, it's like a spa day in a jar. Each sniff is a paycheck for your soul, and it burns longer than my motivation on a Monday. Perfect for yoga sessions or pretending you're at a spa instead of your living room.
Samantha L.
Statement Piece!
I've never had more people ask about a phone case before. The design is eye-catching, and the quality is top-notch. It's more than just a phone case; it's a fashion statement. I've never had more people ask about a phone case before. The design is eye-catching, and the quality is top-notch.... I've never had more people ask about a phone case before. The design is eye-catching, and the quality is top-notch. It's more than just a phone case; it's a fashion statement.
Fiona G.
Breathtaking and Beautiful
The graphic tee from The Sloane Journal is not only comfortable but beautifully designed. The print is detailed and has held up amazingly after several washes. Truly a quality product! The graphic tee from The Sloane Journal is not only comfortable but beautifully designed. The print is detailed and has... The graphic tee from The Sloane Journal is not only comfortable but beautifully designed. The print is detailed and has held up amazingly after several washes. Truly a quality product!
Chloe P.
Hat's Off to This One! 🎩
Just popped on my new 'Out of Office' hat from The Sloane Journal and voilà—vacation mode activated! It's like a 'Do Not Disturb' sign but way cooler and more stylish. Perfect for beach days or just avoiding the boss at the grocery store. It fits like a dream, and I swear it's already added five vacation days to my calendar. Just popped on my new 'Out of Office' hat from The Sloane Journal and voilà—vacation mode activated! It's like a... Just popped on my new 'Out of Office' hat from The Sloane Journal and voilà—vacation mode activated! It's like a 'Do Not Disturb' sign but way cooler and more stylish. Perfect for beach days or just avoiding the boss at the grocery store. It fits like a dream, and I swear it's already added five vacation days to my calendar.
Danny K.
Love the art🖼️
Picked up a piece of digital wall art from The Sloane Journal, and suddenly my wall is the life of the party. The design is so unique it’s like having a tiny museum in my hallway. Installation was easier than my last relationship, and let's just say it’s sticking around longer too! Picked up a piece of digital wall art from The Sloane Journal, and suddenly my wall is the life of... Picked up a piece of digital wall art from The Sloane Journal, and suddenly my wall is the life of the party. The design is so unique it’s like having a tiny museum in my hallway. Installation was easier than my last relationship, and let's just say it’s sticking around longer too!
Lottie T.
This Hat Just Gets Me 😂
Snagged the 'I Told My Therapist About You' hat from The Sloane Journal, and let's just say, it's a conversation starter. My hat is now officially the most emotionally stable item I own. i wear my hat through all my daily drama, and its chic enough to charm my fashionista friends. Pretty sure it's my favourite accessory now. Snagged the 'I Told My Therapist About You' hat from The Sloane Journal, and let's just say, it's a conversation... Snagged the 'I Told My Therapist About You' hat from The Sloane Journal, and let's just say, it's a conversation starter. My hat is now officially the most emotionally stable item I own. i wear my hat through all my daily drama, and its chic enough to charm my fashionista friends. Pretty sure it's my favourite accessory now.
Jess T